A. has developed this new affinity for including soap in any punishment he delivers over the phone -- much to my consternation (though, thankfully he hasn't been savvy enough to make sure the bar is wet or that I bite down on it, so it basically just gets on my lips, but still...).
When I whined about it this evening, he told me I should just be grateful I wasn't getting lines.
"Uh, I think I'd rather go with the lines," I grumbled while wiping my lips yet again.
Not that I really get to do any picking, but my question for you all would be to ask what you would pick: soap or lines?