There are very few things about one's body that feel sexy when one is pregnant. There are even fewer after delivery. (Gi-normous breasts excepted.)
Actually, I had a fairly strong libido during pregnancy. What we couldn't enact in real life got pushed into my head and I was able to get some satisfaction from vivid fantasies, close proximity to M, and a good vibrator. In the three weeks since our son's birth, though, I haven't been able to orgasm once. Part of this is due to the rigors of new parenting and the simple lack of opportunity. But even when I have a few stolen moments to myself, or M and I have a rare minute together, I can't come. The desire is there, but my body can't get on board.
It has also been a loooong time since I've been spanked, for punishment or pleasure. M has given me a few swats here and there, but intense physical play has been off the table for a while now and will be for a while to come (c-section incision has to heal first).
But even though I can't play and I can't come, that doesn't mean my life is completely devoid of kink. In fact, I've experienced lots of kinky things since becoming a mother. None of them happen to correspond to anything I like, but in the spirit of making lemonade out of lemons, I'm trying to have a sense of humor about it. Here are a few of them: